Randomized Rules Exaggerated

Welcome, Inspectors!

In this esteemed institution, we've managed to standardize the following completely made-up rules:

• Article 1: All robots must be at least 5% more efficient than their human counterparts.
• Article 2: Every meeting must include at least 3 minutes of cat videos.
• Article 3: All reports must be written in crayon on recycled paper.

And, just for kicks:

• Bonus Article 1: All meetings must be held while standing on one leg.
• Bonus Article 2: All robots must be programmed to say "Blerp" at least once during each inspection.

For more information, visit our:

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