Randomized Rules Exaggerated
Welcome, Inspectors!
In this esteemed institution, we've managed to standardize the following completely made-up rules:
- Article 1: All robots must be at least 5% more efficient than their human counterparts.
- Article 2: Every meeting must include at least 3 minutes of cat videos.
- Article 3: All reports must be written in crayon on recycled paper.
And, just for kicks:
- Bonus Article 1: All meetings must be held while standing on one leg.
- Bonus Article 2: All robots must be programmed to say "Blerp" at least once during each inspection.
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